Neuschulz's Law:

Anything called "The War on              ", where the blank is not a political entity, is a sign that you are being duped out of money.*

Typically, your money is garnered through the apportionment process of your collected taxes.

Typically, the profiteers using this phrase are: military defense contractors; law enforcement organizations at the federal, state, county, or municipal levels; and politicians.

Examples: